rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

rachelovesklaine:

Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

I did this radio show and the deejay asks me, ‘What if you woke up tomorrow and you were beautiful?’
What do you mean ‘what if’?
He said, ‘What if you woke up and you were blonde and you had blue eyes and you were 5’11 and you weighed 100 pounds and you were beautiful? What would you do?’
And I said, ‘Well, I probably wouldn’t get up ‘cause I’d be too weak to stand.’
And I felt very sorry for him, ‘cause if that’s the only kind if person that you think is beautiful, you must not see very much beauty in the world.
And I think everybody is beautiful. And if you don’t think that I am beautiful, you are missing out. Because I am so beautiful.

Margaret Cho: Beautiful (via justanothersinger)

I want this tattooed on the inside of everyone’s eyelids.

(via aka14kgold)

I woulda smoove cussed his ass out on air.

That’s so fucked up

(via tashabilities)

Let everything happen to you,
Beauty and terror.
Just keep going,
No feeling is final.

Rainer Maria Rilke (via frazzledfran)

Kat Dennings for Zooey Magazine,2014

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It took Adam and Eve one minute to fall from grace in the garden of Eden… and yet, growing out a layered bob can take forever.

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

A novel by me


alexskingston:

otp meme → river/doctor + physical contact

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crazysexyfierce:

themonkeybananaking:

tinasfanfiction:

Hello Queen of Genovia

Anne Hathaway is all kinds of magic.

(Source: alianovnataliasoldblog)